Episode 33: To Catch A Predator

On this episode of "To Catch A Predator":


Dear Chanelle:  (1:54 PM)  
So you are a pedophile?
jr keenan duncan:  (1:54 PM)  
no 
Dear Chanelle:  (1:54 PM)  
So why do you want to talk to me.
Dear Chanelle:  (1:54 PM)  
I am 14
Dear Chanelle:  (1:54 PM)  
There are plenty of black women who are 21+
jr keenan duncan:  (1:55 PM)  
i like u  cool  with me ok 
Dear Chanelle:  (1:55 PM)  
You like 14 year old girls? <--Guess what this nigga said next?

Episode 32: The Attention Whore

Random Math Joke: 
There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary, and those who don't.

But seriously tho, why must we all encounter the Attention Whore. We see them everywhere; on TV, in the club, in the classroom, etc. When we think attention whore, we think about the one who raises their hand to answer every question, even if they don't know the answer. But the attention whore could also be the one in the club trying to grab every girls hand. Yes, there are two types of attention whores:

Episode 31: I Need a Vacation

Have you ever went on vacation and came back feeling more tired than before you left?

Well last week (Aug 14-21) I went to the beautiful Orlando, Florida. The soundtrack to the vacation was No Sleep - Wiz Khalifa (inappropriately matched). There were very few things I did while I was away. I was never the type of person to say "I shoulda, woulda, coulda" but too bad I'm saying it now. The weather was gorgeous nice, (besides the random flooding from the sky). I'm not going to talk about the things I didn't do or the things I should've done but I will talk about the few things I did do.

1. I celebrated my 21.5 birthday. So I am officially 21.5 BOW. 
2. I traveled 4 hours to Miami and...well, whatever happens in Miami, STAYS IN MIAMI.

Episode 30: Parents Just Don't Understand

"Mind Your DAMN Business" 

-Kevin Hart

So today while editing my video, I went to my kitchen to handle some last minute chores. While in the kitchen, my mom decides to take a look at what I was doing on my computer. Now, I'm a grown ass woman, so I have nothing to hide from my mother, but somehow she found a way to talk about the video I was editing (You'll get it when i upload the video on youtube). Needless to say, the video is about sex. I don't understand why some parents are so touchy about Sex. I wasn't even able to say the word SEX or any derivative of the word until I was about 17 because I was so sheltered. I'm 21 now, LET ME ROCK! 
The video was not even halfway done being edited, so I was wondering 

• *What kind of moral could she have gotten from a video that is about 23% complete (probably not a good one)*. 

Episode 29: Raise Your Glasses...

Cheers to the FREAKIN' Weekend, 

I'll drink to THAT! 

As the conclusion of the summer draws nearer, I strongly suggest that everyone enjoy the days of summer that are left. I know I'm not trying to spend another night in my house. "Whats on the agenda for tonight" you ask? Well I'm stepping out with my best friend. Where the night takes us, who knows. 
As most of you may know, I recently turned 21 (whoot whoot) but I'm not much of a drinker. Anyone who has partied with me know I'm extremely lightweight. There was that one time in Vermont...but I'll leave that for another post. I would much rather soak watermelon or pineapple in tequila (see recipe here). If you ever catch me out, my drink of choice is a Kamikaze or a Strawberry Daiquiri (I like fruity drinks). I'm not saying I'm not open to drinking new things though.

Do you drink? 
What is your favorite drink? 

Maybe I'll try it tonight. *wink*

Theres nothing wrong with a few drinks but just remember to be safe and don't drive drunk. 

Any if you see me, send a drink my way, <3.

BTW: This was all inspired by a little Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay.