Friday, June 10, 2011

Episode 9: The 'Ho Here' Spray/ Delicious Pi

Thank GOD its FRIDAYYYY! Can I call it SEXY Friday?

Just wondering: Why do guys/girls ask for naked pictures?
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I'm Too SEXY for my Shirt...
A couple of days ago, I asked the question, 'what is the sexiest part of the body' in my poll. Almost everyone said the facial features.
(Vulnerability Alert) I honestly don't think I have the prettiest face in America (so humble I know). I hate when people call me pretty (Actually they say 'you're pretty for a dark skinned girl' -_-. What is that supposed to mean?). I'm not pretty, I'm Chanelle. I don't have low self esteem (don't get it twisted) but I'm being real. I'm the total package! On a scale of 1-10, Chanelle is a 25. (Too much? *shrug*) But I really wonder "WTF is sex appeal?". I've been told (on too many occasions) that I ooze FIRE HOSE SPRAY sex appeal. (I've never been asked in the club if I'm DTF so I know I don't spray 'ho here' on guys). I know all my readers know me and you guys know I don't wear low cut shirts (because I have nothing to show >_<) or short tight dresses to the club (All ingredients in the 'ho here' spray. I'm not saying you're a ho if you do these things, I'm just saying that's the scent you let off). Why do guys look at me and think 'SEX'or 'I'm going to tap that'? (You gon' keep tappin' yo foot at the bus stop) And I mean all types of guys (short, tall, chubbs, skinnys, black white and everything in between). I understand why females like Meagan Good have sex appeal but why me? (Is it because I'm darkskinned? ^_^)

  • Is there a difference between being sexy and having sex appeal? How is sex appeal measured? (By calculating the probability of getting me into bed? I ain't mad atcha)


P.M.F.S. How do I turn off this sex appeal thing...
I'm looking for a husband. ^_* 



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Yuh nah gon' mek me laugh wit Maths

"What is Pi?" 
A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."
A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision."
A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7."
A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"

Admit it, that made you laugh.





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2 comments:

  1. You are not darskinned...your brownskinned

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  2. don't take that from me please. I'm dark. Like Godiva DARK

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