Episode 12: Tattoos/ Math Hotline

I'm feeling sluggish...That only means one thing.

Its Monday >_<

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Whats really good with...Tattoos edition

I remember in high school, the cool boys always had that one tattoo (right on their arm...sexy). I thought it was cool (then again I thought bagged school lunch was cool) and a lot of yous guys thought they were cool too.  But I'm no longer in high school (I'm not old, I'm like wine...only gets better with age), and I see a LOT of people with a LOT of tattoos. We always try to scare them by saying

• When you get old you're going to be old and wrinkly with tattoos.
• You're never going to get a good job. Have you ever seen a CEO with a face tattoo? 

But now-a-days, its not scaring them anymore. Even I'm inked up. Because of people like Lil Wayne and Angelina Jolie (famous people) people no longer aspire for the CEO types of jobs. (Get rich or die trying)


Did you know: Body mutilations (tattoos and piercings) were used as a right of passage for boys and girls. As a boy got to a certain age, usually around puberty (yup, they have to worry about acne and this) certain tribes such as the Xhosa men would lay a boy under a tree and cut insertions into his skin and all over his body. Because most boys got infections or dies from blood loss, these rituals are rarely found today. And I'm sure we all know about the female circumcisions (I won't go into detail.)


Now people use body art to express themselves. I'm in no way to judge a tattoo and say:
"That one is STOOPID, but that one is HAWT."


But I can ask that you you make sure you get a tattoo for the right reasons.

Special Thanks: To Maria Juana and Samantha @Mz_RudeGyal
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On a serious note: 

All the future teachers out there, be careful with these kids. We always here stories of teachers hitting students or teachers having sex with /getting pregnant by students. Dress nice appropriately, and conduct yourselves appropriately.

This is a PSA brought to you by CDotScandal...now on YOUTUBE!

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Yuh nah gon mek me laff with Maths

Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his own shoes.

• Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)²]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]

HAHAHAH. I hope it made you smile. ^_^

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