Episode 1: Sponsored Blogs/ The Dilemma.

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Anyways, here some MATH JOKES I thought were funny. If you NEVER paid attention in math class, pay attention now. 

1. Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
   A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun! (because sin/cos = tan)
2. Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
   A: Nice belt! (Get it? 0...8...0...8)

Ahaahaha. Call me a nerd if you want to! =P

Story Time:

• Why do guys feel like they're doing me a favor by sticking around? I met this guy like last week or whenever (unimportant) lets call him A, and he called me the very same day I met him. Now I'm a very busy gal. When I'm not driving around tutoring high school students, I'm...doing me. ("They jus mad cuz I'm doing me so you better do me too cuz I'm doing me!" -Char from BGC). So basically ever since then, every time he calls me, he feels the need to address the fact that I'm a "fronter".
• Why do I even waste my time with someone who still uses the word fronter? C'mon son, grow up. Leave me alone. 
• So my question to my readers is, why do guys/girls feel like they're doing us a favor by sticking around? How can we give them the message without sounding like a bitch/douchebag? Hmmmm

Remember, leave your comments below with any feedback at ALL. Should my posts be longer (hehe), shorter, more math, less math, Can't promise I'LL take your advice, but I can promise...another post. :)

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